EVEN AMERICAN TRAITORS ARE ON DATING WEBSITES

 Dating can be such a chore! How does a dude impress a dudette?

Put on your idea hat! Not too tight now!

A New York man named ROBERT CHAPMAN  told his Bumble match he had stormed the Capitol on January 6, 2021. Such a romantic! He was hoping to score!

Nope. She was not impressed with the traitorous anti-democracy insurrectionist.

She turned him in and the FBI arrested him.

Hopefully the last will find a patriotic lad!