EVEN AMERICAN TRAITORS ARE ON DATING WEBSITES
Dating can be such a chore! How does a dude impress a dudette? Put on your idea hat! Not too tight now! A New York man named ROBERT CHAPMAN told his Bumble match he had stormed the Capitol on January 6, 2021. Such a romantic! He was hoping to score! Nope. She was not impressed with the traitorous anti-democracy insurrectionist. She turned him in and the FBI arrested him. Hopefully the last will find a patriotic lad!